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! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

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You hit me with a cricket bat. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. You’ve swallowed a planet!

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.